Spy Mountain Hideout | Private Desert Getaway!

Spy Mountain Hideout is a secluded desert cabin crafted for deep quiet and dark sky viewing. Enjoy 5 expansive acres of desert with rustic charm and modern comforts like Starlink internet, this peaceful Landers getaway puts you right next to iconic spots like Giant Rock and the Integratron while keeping light pollution at total zero. Quiet hours: 22:00 to 08:00. Pets: Allowed (maximum 2). Smoking: Not allowed. Events: Not allowed. Suitable for: children and infants. Additional rules: We’re excited to host you. These rules help keep everyone safe, protect the property, and ensure a great experience for all guests and neighbors. Basics * Check-in: After 3:00 PM * Check-out: By 11:00 AM (unless approved in writing) * This is a short-term vacation rental only, not a lease. Your booking does not create tenant rights or any interest in the property. Occupancy & Guests * Only registered guests on the reservation are allowed on the property. * This includes both overnight and day visitors. * Additional guests require written approval in advance. * Maximum of 3 cars unless approved. Park only in designated areas. * Unauthorized guests or vehicles may result in a $500 fee and/or termination of your stay. No Parties, Events, or Commercial Use * No parties, events, or gatherings without prior written approval. * No professional photography, filming, or commercial use without permission. . * Quiet hours begin at 10:00 PM. * Sound travels easily, especially in desert environments. Please be respectful. * Guests are responsible for any noise violations, including fines and an additional $200 penalty. Smoking, Firearms & Fire Safety * No smoking indoors. If smoking outside, dispose of all materials properly. * No smoking within 15 feet of doors or windows. * No firearms use anywhere on the property. * No fireworks at any time. * Due to fire risk, violations may result in immediate removal. Pets (Dogs Only) * Dogs allowed only with prior approval. * $60 per dog (max 2 dogs). * Dogs must be leashed at all times outdoors due to wildlife. * Guests are responsible for any damage or additional cleaning. Property Care * Please treat the home and furnishings with care. * Before checkout: * Wash dishes * Return items to their general place * Lock all doors and windows * Excessive cleaning, damage, or missing items may result in additional charges. Internet Use * Illegal or abusive use of internet service is prohibited. Owner Access & Availability * Owner or authorized personnel may access the property for necessary repairs or inspection, with reasonable notice when possible. * If the property becomes unavailable due to circumstances beyond control, the reservation may be canceled and fully refunded. Charges & Damages Additional charges may apply for: * Property damage or missing items * Excessive cleaning * Unauthorized guests or pets * Late checkout without approval * Smoke odors * Noise violations * Shipping left-behind items Hot Tub and Pool Safety & Liability Use of the Hot Hub and/ or Pool (whichever is available) is at your own risk. * No diving * No use while intoxicated * No unsupervised children * No glass in or around the hot tub * Shower before use * Children under 14 must be supervised No lifeguard is on duty. Guests assume full responsibility and agree to hold the Hi-Desert Dwellings (property manager), and their respective owners, employees, contractors, and agents harmless from any injury, loss, or claims related to its use. General Liability By booking and staying at the property, you agree to: * Accept responsibility for your actions and those of your guests. * Use the property and its amenities safely and as intended. * Hold harmless Hi-Desert Dwellings (the property manager), and their respective owners, employees, contractors, and agents from claims, injuries, losses, or damages arising out of your stay or use of the property and its amenities, except to the extent caused by their gross negligence, willful misconduct, or as otherwise prohibited by applicable law. Third-Party Services Any add-on or third-party services are not affiliated with the owner. Guests agree to hold the Hi-Desert Dwellings (property manager), and their respective owners, employees, contractors, and agents harmless from any related claims. Agreement By completing your booking, you confirm that you have read, understand, and agree to these rules. Inside, the cabin feels like a cozy sanctuary built for relaxation. The living room, inviting you to sink into deep leather recliners with a good book or gather around the crackling wood-burning stove on chilly desert evenings. The open kitchen and dining nook are fully equipped for slow morning coffees and home-cooked dinners, making every meal feel relaxed and easy. When it is time to rest, step into the peaceful bedroom, drop into a plush king bed outfitted with soft linens, and wake up to sweeping views of the surrounding desert mountains without ever leaving your pillow. The real desert magic begins the moment you step out onto the back patio. With five acres of untamed desert all to yourself, there are no noisy neighbors or city lights to interrupt the peace. Spend warm afternoons grilling on the gas barbecue or practicing yoga under the vast blue sky. As dusk settles and paints the mountains in shades of violet and gold, slip into the steaming outdoor hot tub right outside your bedroom door. Under a pitch-black night sky free of light pollution, you can watch shooting stars trace across the Milky Way and listen to the gentle desert breeze sweep across the landscape. The property is also located in one of the best “off road” paradises…only minutes away from Johnson Valley where the world renowned “King of the Hammers” takes place. PROPERTY HIGHLIGHTS: • King Bed • Private, large hot tub • Gas fire pit and gas grill • Secluded 5 acre property PERFECT LOCATION 35 mins ➔ Joshua Tree Village 40 mins ➔ Joshua Tree National Park 15 mins ➔ La Copine 20 mins ➔ Pappy & Harriet's 20 mins ➔ Pioneertown 30 mins ➔ Integratron LOCAL ADD-ON EXPERIENCES From sound baths and in-home massages to stargazing under some of the darkest skies in Southern California, we've handpicked local vendors to match whatever mood you're in. Book a personal chef for a lazy night in, saddle up for a horseback ride, or take a guided hike through the National Park or other local trails. However you want to spend your time here, relaxing or adventuring, the desert (and our favorite locals) has you covered. Once your reservation is confirmed, let us know you are interested and we will connect you! The property and house is yours to roam and relax. We like to respect our guest’s privacy, so you won’t see too much of us - unless you need us to come by. We will be available to answer any questions you may have and to help make your stay more enjoyable. 3:00PM Check-In: We'd love for you to check in before 8pm so you have plenty of daylight to settle in and get comfortable before dark. Mini Splits: Each room is equipped with its own mini-split unit, allowing guests to individually control heating and cooling for personalized comfort. Pets Allowed: We welcome dogs for a fee of $60 per dog, with a maximum of 2 dogs per stay. Please note that no other pets are permitted at this property. Dirt Roads: The property is located on ~3 miles of dirt roads. We send out specific driving directions to get you to the property easily. GPS will not bring you to the right property and if you use GPS you may end up stuck in the sand. We strongly recommend a high clearance and/or AWD vehicle and drive carefully. Wifi: Desert wifi can be super spotty and can go in and out. We have the best service for our rural area, Starlink Wifi Guest Policy: We only allow the number of guests listed as the maximum occupancy for this property, so any additional day guests must be requested and approved in advance. No extra overnight guests are permitted beyond those included in your reservation. Watch your Step: This desert land holds onto bits of its past, so you may spot the occasional rusty object or piece of glass in the yard, please wear shoes anytime you're outside. You'll also be sharing the landscape with local snakes and scorpions. They want nothing to do with you, so if you see one, just back away calmly and quietly Wood Burning Fires: We do not permit wood-burning fires anywhere on the property at any time, including in fire pits or fireplaces, due to the high risk of wildfire in our area.. Desert Critters: Please keep doors closed while entering and exiting, curious critters will let themselves in given the chance. Desert wildlife is part of what makes this area special, expect sightings of jackrabbits, tortoises, roadrunners, quail, and lizards. You may also spot coyotes, rattlesnakes, scorpions, or occasionally a bobcat or mountain lion. Most just want their space, so it's best to give them yours. Camera/ Decibel Monitor: This property has forward-facing exterior security cameras, but there are no cameras anywhere inside the home. We also use noise decibel monitors indoors to help avoid disturbing neighbors. These only measure sound levels and never record audio.