San Bernard River House, by the well known brand the property manager – Your Perfect Houston-Area Getaway!
Relax and unwind at this riverfront retreat featuring a heated pool, mini-golf, fishing, and an outdoor grill with sunset boat-watching views. Inside, enjoy a pool table, Pac-Man, games, and a unique bottle cap dining table. With floor-to-ceiling windows, six TVs, a fully stocked kitchen, and spa-like bathrooms, comfort and entertainment await. 🌊🏡✨
Discover the San Bernard River House
Located in Brazoria, TX—just an hour from Downtown Houston—this is your perfect staycation!
HOME HIGHLIGHTS
✅ Stunning backyard views of the San Bernard River
✅ swimming pool (option to add heat in the colder months)
✅ Outdoor furniture & awnings create a backyard paradise
✅ Mini-golf with provided clubs & balls
✅ Brackish water fishing from the bulkhead
✅ Full-size indoor pool table
✅ Floor-to-ceiling tinted windows overlooking the pool, patio & river
✅ Fully equipped kitchen with top-tier appliances
✅ In-home washer & dryer (detergent & dryer sheets included)
✅ 100+ foot driveway for cars, boats & trailers
✅ Pet-friendly (additional fee applies)
✅ Reclining sectional couches with an indoor fireplace
✅ Six flat-screen TVs (dining, living, master, and upstairs bedroom)
✅ Pac-Man arcade game
BACKYARD
✔ Pool (3.5-6 ft deep) – heated upon request
✔ Multiple awnings with comfortable seating
✔ Dining tables & chairs for outdoor meals
✔ Wooden patio with tanning chair & mini-golf
✔ Bulkhead access for riverside fishing
KITCHEN
Fully stocked with essentials and more!
✔ Appliances: Microwave, large sink, fridge/freezer, double oven, stovetop, crockpot, air fryer, Keurig coffee maker, RO water faucet, dishwasher
✔ Dinnerware, silverware, pots, pans, & children's dishes
DINING AREA (Seats 12)
✔ Kitchen island with 2 counter-height chairs
✔ Dining table for 8
✔ Bar-height table for 2
✔ Two flat-screen TVs with Roku sticks
LIVING AREA
✔ Reclining sectional sofa (seats 6) + additional sofa (seats 3)
✔ Two large flat-screen TVs with Roku sticks
✔ Pac-Man arcade game
BEDROOMS
Bedroom 1 (Master Suite)
✔ King bed with extra pillows
✔ Flat-screen TV with Apple TV
✔ Private bathroom with pebble stone shower
Bedroom 2
✔ Queen bed with extra pillows
✔ Nightstands, dresser, mirror, & ceiling fan
✔ Private closet with child’s pack & play
Bedroom 3
✔ Queen bed with extra pillows
✔ Wardrobe, mirror, & private closet
✔ Inflatable mattresses (Queen, Twin, Double)
Bedroom 4
✔ Two full beds + one twin bed
✔ Flat-screen TV with Xbox (games included) & Apple TV
✔ Open ceiling to the common area
BATHROOMS
Bathroom 1 (Master Ensuite)
✔ Two copper sinks, toilet & pebble stone shower
✔ Stocked with towels, body wash, shampoo & conditioner
Bathroom 2 (Shared)
✔ Two copper sinks, toilet & pebble stone shower
✔ Pool & bath towels, body wash, shampoo & conditioner
LAUNDRY ROOM
✔ Full-size washer & dryer
✔ Cleaning supplies, iron, ironing board, & extra towels
DRIVEWAY & PARKING
✔ Spacious double-wide driveway
✔ Motion-activated outdoor lighting for easy nighttime entry
NEARBY ATTRACTIONS
🏞 Outdoor & Wildlife:
San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge
Nannie M. Stringfellow Wildlife Management Area
Hanson Riverside County Park
🏛 Historical Sites & Museums:
Levi Jordan Plantation
East Columbia Historical District
Varner-Hogg Plantation
Columbia Historical Museum
🍽 Dining & Entertainment:
River Rendezview, Dido’s & the Yellowstone
West Brazos Golf Center
Brazos Valley Railroad Society Museum
Sea Center Texas
Brazos Mall
Entire house except the 3-car detached garage is accessible.
🐾 Pets: $75 fee
⚡ EV Charging: $50 fee
💦 Pool Heating (Optional): $90 first day + $60/day after | Target 90 °F
🐜 Pest Control: Weekly treatments spring–fall | Occasional insects possible near river & woods
🚫 Neighbors: No boathouse or pier access | Stay off adjacent properties
👥 Occupancy enforced: 15 overnight
🚗 Park and drive only on driveway (no grass)
🗣️Noise limits enforced: 9 PM-10 AM Quiet Time (< 75 dB), all other times (< 85 dB)
Temperature Limits: Bedroom AC >= 70F, Common Area AC >= 75F
💬 Got questions? Message anytime — fast host response.
❤️ Guests love the river views, heated pool, and family-friendly fun — book your San Bernard escape today!
No disruptive parties are allowed (Exterior cameras and occupancy monitor will monitor for disruption).
Quiet hours (10 PM - 8 AM, < 75 dB) and excessive noise (< 85 dB) is strictly enforced.
All guests must complete a brief verification process prior to check-in (background screening through third-party verification provider)
