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Missouri Castle w/ Private Lake, Pool & 100 Acres!

Entire home in Saint Mary, MO

16 guests·7 bedrooms·4 bathrooms
5.0 · 4 reviews

Property details

Live out your 'Game of Thrones' fantasy at this one-of-a-kind vacation rental castle! With a whopping 7 bedrooms, 4 baths, and 6,800 square feet, this unique home is ideal for large group gatherings or complete solitude. On-site, embark on adventures right in your own backyard, like boating and fishing on the 18-acre lake and hiking and wildlife viewing on the private waterfall trail. Back home, feel as though you're living in a fairytale in the dreamy Old World setting. Your fortress awaits!

The space
6,800 Sq Ft | Lakefront | Indoor Pool | On-Site Waterfall

Bedroom 1: King Bed | Bedroom 2: King Bed | Bedroom 3: King Bed | Bedroom 4: Queen Bed | Bedroom 5: Queen Bed | Bedroom 6: 2 Twin Beds | Bedroom 7: 2 Queen Beds | Landing: 2 Queen Beds | Additional Sleeping: Pack ‘n Play

CASTLE FEATURES: 2 Smart TVs w/ cable, great room w/ lakefront views, 3 fireplaces (decorative only), pool table, darts, dining room, clawfoot soaking tub, books, board games, stereo, exposed woodwork, stained glass windows, antler chandeliers
LAKEFRONT LIVING: Private indoor pool (depth 5’-7’), private lakefront beach, lakefront gazebo w/ seating, boat house, wood-burning fire pit w/ Adirondack chairs, deck w/ dining area & charcoal grills, covered furnished porch
BONUS PERKS: 18-acre private lake w/ boating & fishing, 100 private acres w/ woods, waterfall, hiking trails
KITCHEN: Cooking basics, stainless steel appliances, breakfast bar w/ seating, spices, dishwasher, dishware & flatware, drip & Keurig coffee makers, toaster
GENERAL: Free WiFi, washer/dryer, towels/linens, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, high chair, beach chairs, central heating & air conditioning
FAQ: Curtains separating upstairs bedrooms, stairs required, exterior security cameras (2, facing out), 4WD recommended in winter
PARKING: Driveway (18 vehicles)

Guest access
Guests will have access to the entire property via keyless entry

Other things to note
- No smoking
- No pets allowed
- No hunting allowed
- No events, parties, or large gatherings
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: Please be aware that curtain partitions are separating Bedrooms 5, 6, and 7
- NOTE: The property requires stairs to access
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras, both located on the front of the house facing the driveway. The cameras are outward facing and do not look into interior spaces. The cameras record video and sound detected by motion while guests are in residence
- NOTE: Four-wheel drive or all-wheel drive is necessary in snowy or icy conditions to access the property
- NOTE: The fireplaces are not available for guest use
- NOTE: Animals may be present on-site, including chickens, guineas, and ducks. There are also bunnies and peacocks in pens. Please do not disturb the animals

Sleeping arrangements

Bedroom 1

1 king Bed

Bedroom 2

1 king Bed

Bedroom 3

1 king Bed

Bedroom 4

1 queen Bed

Bedroom 5

1 queen Bed

Bedroom 6

2 single Beds

Bedroom 7

2 queen Beds

Living room

2 queen Beds

What’s included

  • Self check-in

    Self check-in

  • Free parking on premises

    Free parking on premises

  • Private indoor pool - heated

    Private indoor pool - heated

  • Dryer

    Dryer

  • Central air conditioning

    Central air conditioning

  • Central heating

    Central heating

  • Kitchen

    Kitchen

  • Wifi

    Wifi

Guest reviews

Star icon 5.0 | 4 reviews
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Julie

Beautiful and Unique Vacation Space

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March 2026

Our group of 8 adults and 10 children had a great time here. The castle is beautiful, spacious and clean. The outdoor space is as much of an attraction as the indoor space with kayaking, fishing a small beach space and a fire pit right in the backyard. Of course the kids loved the indoor pool as well.

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Rebecca

Wonderfully Unique Family Getaway

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March 2025

We elected to stay at the Twin Turret Farm and Castle for a quick Spring Break trip with the entire family - 15 of us, ranging in age from 4 to 68. From the minute we arrived, the trip was perfect. There truly was something for everyone - hiking, fishing, kayaking, a sand area for the kids to play, and numerous outdoor spaces to sit and relax. And inside was just as incredible. The kids felt like royalty at the "king & queen" table. The pool table, indoor pool, and darts provided lots of late night entertainment. There was so much space to spread out which made the stay that much more enjoyable. The bedrooms were all well furnished and beds were comfortable. It felt like the host had thought of everything - plenty of towels, kitchenwares of every sort, life jackets, sand toys, games, etc. Anything we needed was available to us. We were aware going in, but we were a bit far from civilization, so be sure to bring any food and drinks with you as a trip to town will take an hour minimum. Again, no issue, just something to be aware of. Additionally, there are steps galore inside the house. This is clearly stated in the listing, but is of note. Overall, we had the best time and are already coming up with excuses to go back. The pictures seriously under sell the vastness of the property (both inside and out) and the amenities provided. The newly added deck was a wonderful surprise! Looking forward to a future stay.

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Ange

Amazing castle in the country

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August 2024

This castle-themed guest house is fabulous. The house is huge, but it's the details and furnishings that fit the theme, as well as the uniqueness and interesting layout that make it stand out. The little "dungeon" room is the cutest thing ever, and the best castle feature is the tower to climb up to look out the windows. It is such a fun and interesting house with multiple gathering spaces and even a pool, and there are multiple outdoor gathering spaces with a lovely view of a lake. The house is so well-stocked with all the little things you might forget to bring that sets it apart as a short term rental. There are plenty of dishes, cookware, and even spices, plus things like fans and bug spray, and lots of towels and toiletries in the bathrooms. There are 2 very nice bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms and a main hall bathroom for everyone else to share, and the large space with sleeping rooms upstairs, great for kids, has a small half-bath too. There is a large covered deck by the lake, with fans to make it comfortable on hot days, and boats and paddleboards provided to enjoy the lake. The animals on-site were fun to visit, and there was plenty of firewood for the firepit to spend time outside at night. The home owner responded to our questions and provided detailed directions to make it easy to find. Everyone in our group of 8 were so delighted with the castle and loved everything about our stay, and we would highly recommend to others.

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Diana

Awesome property!!

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May 2024

We just celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary and I wanted to share the occasion with our children and their families. I especially wanted to stay somewhere that offered a variety of things to do for various age groups. This property did NOT disappoint! Everyone had a GREAT time; from the indoor pool to the paddle boat, to the fishing and the trails around the property, you name it, we enjoyed it! The “great room” is like something out of a medieval fairy tale…everyone was drawn to this room time and again and the view looking out at the lake was phenomenal. The kitchen is well stocked with assorted spices, two refrigerators, numerous pots, pans, coffee pots, etc. The bedrooms are comfortable; everything is clean and inviting. Our grandchildren loved the upstairs “tree house” bedrooms. There are peacocks and quail to observe, with guineas and ducks freely roaming on the property. There are wineries within six to ten miles to visit, if desired. Honestly though, you have everything you need here…the view…the privacy…the serenity… We will be back and we definitely won’t wait fifty more years to do so!

Know before you go

Self check-in

House rules

Check-in: 4:00pm

Checkout: 12:00pm

No pets allowed

Min. age to rent: 18

No smoking

No parties

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