'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!
Entire rental unit in Astoria, OR
Why you'll love this stay
Outdoor Living
Relax on a spacious porch with river views and hillside serenity.
Location & Accessibility
Downtown Astoria access and riverfront location within easy reach.
Style & Comfort
Charming Victorian design meets comfortable, modern amenities throughout.
Property details
The space
Dogs Welcome w/ Fee | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River
‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!
Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa
OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture
KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table
INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2.5 bathrooms (1 shower temporarily unavailable)
GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, box fans provided, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in
FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras, pet fee (paid pre-trip), quiet hours (10:00 PM-8:00 AM)
ACCESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit
PARKING: Parking lot (2-3 vehicles), free street parking
*NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building*
Guest access
Guests will have access to the entire property via keyless entry
Other things to note
- No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox
- Dog friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, maximum 1 dog allowed, no cats allowed)
- No events, parties or large gatherings. Due to the quiet location and out of respect for tenants & neighbors, loud parties are not permitted
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children
- NOTE: Please observe quiet hours between 10:00 PM-8:00 AM
- NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above
- NOTE: Other than accessing the entries to the unit, the backyard is only available to the long-term tenant. You can use the front yard & side areas to relax, walk your dog, etc
- NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people. This includes daytime & nighttime guests. Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted and can result in fines or eviction
- NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the 2nd-floor unit. You can avoid the second set of stairs by entering through the back door. We recommend you use the front door when you first arrive, & then find the back door to use when hauling in your luggage
- NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning; however, several box fans are provided
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance and porch. Camera 2 is at the back door facing the entry steps. The cameras are outward-facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
- NOTE: One of the showers is temporarily unavailable for use
Sleeping arrangements
Bedroom 1
1 queen Bed
Bedroom 2
1 queen Bed
Common space
1 sofa Bed
What’s included
Self check-in
Free parking on premises
Central heating
Pets allowed
Kitchen
Wifi
Backyard
Refrigerator
Guest reviews
Vincent
Interesting Place to Stay
May 2025
Overall, we had a good time. The kitchen was very well stocked. There were games and nice bathrooms. TV with a Roku that was really neat. Shower water pressure was excellent. Atmosphere was quaint. The stairs are quite steep inside so it’s good to be aware of that. The amount of issues we had were small BUT READ CAREFULLY on the listing. The listing advertises a “library” with a pull out couch. There were 6 of us, and my girlfriend and I gave the two bedrooms to my father and my sister with her child. When we went to search for this library, turns out it’s actually just a living room with a bookshelf. We booked it in a bit of a hurry, but I think the listing should be changed to living room. Using “library” makes it seem like a separate room. So we had no privacy the whole trip. The only other thing I think could improve the stay is getting an ironing board, since there’s no access to laundry. Maybe a small vacuum too. Aside from that, everything was awesome. We loved the view from the kitchen and the cute porch. Nice walkable neighborhood in the evening. I would recommend staying here but just know, if you have six, people will be sleeping out in the open.
Karen
We'll be back!
August 2023
We had a wonderful stay (4 adults) and hope to visit again once the bathroom construction is completed. The house is well stocked with all of the essentials (and then some!) and the rooms are clean, comfy, and charming.
Teresa
Family fishing trip
July 2023
Charming Victorian style decor. Quiet and comfortable. We found that the kitchen was cramped. Preparing food was difficult as there was only minimal utensils. Lots of steps to access home. Not recommended for older folks to climb. Beautiful view from kitchen! Repairs needed in bathrooms. Downstairs neighbors were great! Pleasant enough, but pricey for what we got in return.
Charles
Excellent place to stay
June 2023
We were in Astoria for a four day music festival. We didn’t spend a lot of time at this house. However, when we did we were extremely impressed by the updated furnishings. The view was amazing. We will definitely be coming back.
Know before you go
House rules
Check-in: 4:00pm
Checkout: 11:00am
Pets allowed
Min. age to rent: 18Minimum age to rent: 18
No smoking
No parties